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#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….


Apr 15, 2023 ##DadJokes, #Dad Jokes
  • I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have nothing to chauffer it.

  • What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

  • I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

  • Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

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