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#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….

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Mar 19, 2023 ##DadJokes, #Dad Jokes

 

  • My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never knew my real ladder.”

  • What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.

  • Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

  • I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.

  • What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

 

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