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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never knew my real ladder.”
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
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I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
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What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.