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“Your wife and daughter look like twins,” my friend said. “Well,” I replied, “they were separated at birth.”
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One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
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I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
