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What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself…

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What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot. My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking…

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I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have nothing to chauffer it. What’s green and has wheels? Grass.…

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What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let’s get together and make a spectacle of ourselves. How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms? The…

Best Festivals to Visit in the North East of England in 2023

The North East of England is known for its beautiful landscapes, rich history and culture, and festivals that showcase its diversity. As the world looks forward to a post-pandemic era,…

Best Festivals to Visit in Scotland for Summer 2023

Scotland is a land of breathtaking landscapes, diverse culture, and lively festivals. Summer is an ideal time to visit Scotland and soak up the vibrant atmosphere that extends far beyond…

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“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes. I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I…

Best Festivals to Visit in North West of England for 2023

If you are a festival-goer and you are wondering where to head to in 2023, the North West of England is an incredible destination. With events happening throughout the year,…

Best TV Shows in the UK of 2023

The UK has had a long history of producing some of the most innovative and entertaining TV shows in the world. From classic comedies to gritty dramas, British television has…

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Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I’m just asking for a friend. Why did the…

Best Movies in the UK for 2023

If you’re a movie buff, you’re already excited about the best movies coming out in the UK for 2023. With so many highly anticipated films set to be released next…

Best Festivals to Visit in Northern Ireland in the Summer of 2023

If you’re planning a trip to Northern Ireland in the summer of 2023, you’re in for a treat! The region has some of the most fun-filled festivals and events, perfect…

Best Festivals to Visit in Yorkshire for 2023

Yorkshire, the largest county in the United Kingdom, is a region steeped in history and culture. From stately homes to museums and galleries, the county is packed full of activities…

Best Festivals to Visit in Yorkshire for 2023

If you’re looking for a place that celebrates its rich culture, lively music, and amazing food, then Yorkshire should be on your travel list. Each year, the county hosts various…

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I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it. Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven…

Best Festivals to Visit in Scotland for Summer 2023

Scotland is a cultural hub that celebrates its unique history in various ways, and its festivals are no exception. From traditional Highland games to contemporary music and art events, Scotland…

The Best Movies of All Time: A Definitive List

Creating a list of the best movies of all time is no easy feat. With so many great movies spanning across various genres and time periods, choosing just a handful…

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear. A century ago, two brothers decided it was…

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If you’re feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It’ll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. My landlord…

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In 2017 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke. Not to brag but I made six figures…

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Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face? This year’s Fibonacci convention is going…

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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. Why didn’t the…

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“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a “Get Well…

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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line. My wife left me…

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s. How do you make a tissue dance? You put…